(22-04-2010 14:46)etlik link писал(а):ну вот наконец то я понял, что я в блюзе разбираюсь как свинья в апельсинах!
всем спасибо!
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(22-04-2010 14:59)Blues Man link писал(а):[quote author=etlik link=topic=7136.msg408486#msg408486 date=1271936809]
ну вот наконец то я понял, что я в блюзе разбираюсь как свинья в апельсинах!
всем спасибо!
Ветку не закрывать!
Будем просвещаться дальше!

(22-04-2010 13:59)Blues Man link писал(а):[quote author=etlik link=topic=7136.msg408437#msg408437 date=1271933459]
а сейчас, современники, не негры и не о неграх могут петь, играть блюз?
Или блюз это строго афроамериканск

(22-04-2010 15:16)Blues Man link писал(а):Во дает деваха...!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_s3yqGTVE&feature=related

(22-04-2010 15:10)Тайдзы link писал(а):artmaster - Каждый джентельмен имеет право на свое хмурое утро., но будьте снисходительны к начинающим.

(22-04-2010 13:33)AlexCherny link писал(а):How to Sing the Blues... a Primer
Most Blues begin, \"Woke up this morning...\"
\"I got a good woman\" is a bad way to begin the Blues, unless you stick something nasty in the next line like, \"I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.\"
The Blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes...sort of: \"Got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Yes, I got a good woman with the meanest face in town. Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher, And she weighs 500 pounds.\"
The Blues is not about choice. You`re stuck in a ditch, you`re stuck in a ditch - ain`t no way out.
Blues cars: Chevys, Fords, Cadillacs and broken-down trucks. Blues don`t travel in Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. Most Blues transportation is a Greyhound bus or a southbound train, blues NEVER go on the northbound train. Jet aircraft and state-sponsored motor pools ain`t even in the running. Walkin` plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin` to die.
Teenagers can`t sing the Blues. They ain`t fixin` to die yet. Adults sing the Blues. In Blues, \"adulthood\" means being old enough to get the electric chair if you shoot a man in Memphis.
Blues can take place in New York City but not in Hawaii or any place in Canada. Hard times in Minneapolis or Seattle is probably just clinical depression. Chicago, St. Louis, and Kansas City are still the best places to have the Blues. You cannot have the blues in any place that don`t get rain.
A man with male pattern baldness ain`t the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cause you were skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg `cause an alligator be chomping on it is.
Good places for the Blues: a. highway b. jailhouse Bad places for the Blues: a. Nordstrom b. gallery openings c. Ivy League institutions d. golf courses
No one will believe it`s the Blues if you wear a suit, `less you happen to be an old person, and you slept in it for the last 6 months.
Do you have the right to sing the Blues? Yes, if: a. you`re older than dirt b. you`re blind c. you shot a man in Memphis Not if: a. you have all your teeth b. you were once blind but now can see c. the man in Memphis lived d. you have a 401K or trust fund
Blues is not a matter of color. It`s a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Sonny Liston could. Ugly white people also got leg up on the blues.
If you ask for water and your darlin` give you gasoline, it`s the Blues. Other acceptable Blues beverages are: a. muddy water b. nasty black coffee The following are NOT Blues beverages: a. Perrier b. Chardonnay c. Snapple d. Slim Fast
If death occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it`s a Blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another Blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse and dying lonely on a broken down cot. You can`t have a Blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.
Some Blues names for women: a. Sadie b. Big Mama c. Bessie d. Fat River Dumpling
Some Blues names for men: a. Joe b. Willie c. Little Willie d. Big Willie
Persons with names like Michelle, Amber, Debbie, and Heather can`t sing the Blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.
\"Make your own Blues Name\" Starter Kit: a. name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc.) b. first name (see above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc.) c. last name of a President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc.) For example: Blind Lime Jefferson, Pegleg Lemon Johnson or Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, etc. (Well, maybe not \"Kiwi.\"
I don`t care how tragic your life: if you own even one computer, you cannot sing the blues.

(23-04-2010 12:19)Тайдзы link писал(а):artmaster - вижу утро задалось. Приятного дня и вообще хорошего настроения!

(27-04-2010 13:34)Тайдзы link писал(а):Кто знает подскажите толковый информационный ресурс в блюзовой теме.